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By
all Means... MARRY!
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Honeymoon: A short period of doting between
dating and debating ... Ray Bandy
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I recently read that love is entirely a matter
of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats
me like toxic waste. ..
David Bissonette
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Love
is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly
desired ... Robert Frost
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better
revenge than to let him keep her. ... Sacha
Guitry
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After
marriage, husband and wife become two sides
of a coin; they just can't face each other,
but still they stay together.
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A kiss: To a young girl, faith; to a married
woman, hope; to an old maid, charity. .. V.P.
Skipper Hemant Joshi
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If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If
you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
..Socrates
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
... Anonymous
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Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents
us from achieving them. ... Dumas
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The great question... which I have not been
able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want? ... Sigmund Freud
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I had some words with my wife, and she had
some paragraphs with me. ... Anonymous
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"Some
people ask the secret of our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restaurant two times
a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft
music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go
Fridays." ...
Henny Youngman
- "I don't
worry about terrorism. I was married for two
years." ... Sam Kinison
- "There's
a way of transferring funds that is even faster
than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
.... James Holt McGavran
- "I've had
bad luck with both my wives. The first one left
me, and the
second one didn't." ... Patrick Murray
- Two secrets to
keep your marriage brimming
- Whenever
you're wrong, admit it,
- Whenever you're
right, shut up. --- Nash
- The most effective
way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget
it once... Anonymous
- You know what
I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
... Henny Youngman
- My wife and I
were happy for twenty years. Then we met. ...
Rodney Dangerfield
- A good wife always
forgives her husband when she's wrong. ... Milton
Berle
- Marriage is the
only war where one sleeps with the enemy. ....
Anonymous
- A man inserted
an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted".
Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the
same thing: "You can have mine." .....
Anonymous
- First Guy (proudly):
"My wife's an angel!" .Second
Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
....Tanima
Dubey
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